The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.
"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"
The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.
Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.
(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.
"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.
When what is said is said with utmost confidence that it will not be shared. Coming from the idea that what is said in a two-man tent stays in a two-man tent.
Thomas: How serious is this?
Jess: This is some real tent talk
Thomas: Oh shit ok
A shitty camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.
Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car like a couple of homeless people or get a tent trailer?
Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.
"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"