Steve o'clock

Precisely four o'clock, United Kingdom local time. There are an increasing number of voices amongst the scientific community for this measure to be used for Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) instead of the highly precise atomic clocks used today, as it has been shown to be far more reliable and accurate.

When are you working tomorrow?

Oh, I'm on 8 'til Steve o'clock.

Cool. I'll come and pick you up at around half Steve then.

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ridiculous o'clock

A nonspecific time in the late night / early morning hours when most people are asleep, and it would be considered "ridiculous" to be awake.

The hours that different people believe fall in this category vary depending on whether one is an early bird or a night owl, but most people would consider any time between 2 AM - 6 AM to be ridiculous o'clock. If you believe midnight is ridiculous o'clock, this is a sign you are getting old. And if you think 8 AM is ridiculous o'clock, you are most likely a college student.

1. Senior citizens eat dinner at 4 PM and go to bed at 7 PM (after watching the 6 PM news) because they wake up at ridiculous o'clock.

2. John slept until noon because last night he stayed at the bar until last call and got home at ridiculous o'clock.

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jew o'clock

When someone who may or may not be an actual jew works a lot of overtime to make more money; the time that they fianlly clock out is called "jew o'clock".

"Look, my supervisor is still working. Must not be Jew o'clock yet."

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Woot o'clock

The time (1 am EST) when Woot.com updates their website with a new Woot item for sale.

Whoa, it is woot o'clock, let see what good deal is for sale today before it sells out.

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emo o'clock

The hour on Friday nights, usually around 10PM, when the scene kids flood the Wal-Mart to have a place to hang out.

Text from friend: "What's taking so long on the beer run, man?"
Reply "It's emo o'clock in the Wal-mart and I'm behind all the pink hair and skinny jeans kids buying eye liner again."

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Beer O'Clock

The time when you get off work on Friday night and head over to the bar or to a friend's house.

Finally beer o'clock! I'm heading off the bar!

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Bro o'clock

The point in a day when you have finished classes or work for the day, resulting in the perfect time for bro soda, bro hoes, bro games, and bro music.

"Yo you were supossed to be here an hour ago at bro o'clock. Beer pong, Weezy, Sorostitutes and Sportscenter have been gettin bro'd without you."

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