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A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
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a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.
Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.
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When an individual becomes so obsessed with Barack Hussein Obama administration, (s)he cannot function without listening to a perpetual all-star rimjob delivered by any of the following men: Mr. Keith Olbermann, Mr. Rachel Maddow, or Mr. Joe Biden.
I noted the presence of Obsessive Obama Disorder when I turned on the television only to find Keith Olbermann on MSNBC fisting himself with a doll that had the face of Barack Hussein Obama.
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Cat, originates from a girl called Cat, who is obsessed with the british band, Muse.
Oh look, there's a Cat collapsing at the sight of Matthew Bellamy!
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When you binge watch morgz mum doing bondage and other party games with morgz.
When you cosplay as morgz mum at furry conventions.
Frank: "why are you dressed up as morgz mum?"
Bob: "because ive got morgz mum obsession."
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The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.
She is fat because she has OCD.
Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?
No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
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Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.
I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.