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when a piece of technology keeps breaking down and it's old and you want to take it outback and smash it to pieces. For those who don't know, Office Space is a movie from 1999.
I want to take this old TV and go Office Space on it!
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Consists of lunch leftovers, unclaimed tupperware contents, birthday cake shavings, cupcakes, old donuts, glass jars filled with candy found in office buildings everywhere.
The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.
Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
Rita: "I'm stuffed..."
Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"
Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."
Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."
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A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.
It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.
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some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor
he has office hands from his job. he has soft office hands.
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Best fucking movie ever. The only movie I can keep watching over and over and still keep laughing.
"Yeah, didn't you get that memo?"
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Person 1: Omg i got sent to the principals office
Person 2: R u a ghost
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A free open source alternitive to Microsoft Office, it supports all of Microsoft Offices major file formats.
And mimics all of Offices major features.
Open office is also smaller and mor reliable than Microsoft Office.
Support the open source revolution today!
Install open office!
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