Random
Source Code
Random
Route an email takes through the internet to arrive at your inbox.
Vedasto: I wonder what the email trail is on this message I received?
Check the message header of it for the email trail, Vedasto!
7👍 14👎
An exchage of email (typically business related)communication characterized by increasingly inflamatory, antagonistic, or sarcastic commentary. Generally, the battle ends when one participant becomes too angry to continue without using profanity or threatening physical violence.
Wade started an email battle with me today when I emailed he and John and asked them to work on their collections. He must be experiencing his monthly flow.
2👍 3👎
a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
4👍 10👎
The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.
Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).
I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.
1👍 1👎
An employee who sends an endless stream of unnecessary and unwanted emails that are usually filled with stupid requests for information or other questions. Basically it's people who have too much time and not enough work so they decide to email nonstop.
Mabel is such an email whore; she sent me 43 emails today and it's only 9 am. I am going to just delete them so I can get some actual work done.
1👍 1👎
An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
1👍 1👎
What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.
"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."
"Did you see that identity theft one?"
"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"
1👍 1👎