Architecture 5

A tropical modern building with an elevator. The name of a club in Brixton. A definition of narrative that resists complicated responses, because it's so fucking cool.

"What did you do on Saturday night?" "Oh, nothing much. Chucked back a few Malibu and Oranges, and all that." "Where did you go?" "Architecture 5." "Dude, that's really weird. That's where I went too." "No." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "No, seriously. I met this amazing, amazing guy. His name is Scott and when it was time to go, I heard this voice in my head, and it said, you have just met your future husband." "What, like a voice inside you or something you actually heard?" "I don't know." "Wow." "Yeah." "But, I think you should take it easy. You've been through a lot lately." "I know, but...he was really cute." "Define cute." "I don't know." "You're a little bit stupid, aren't you?" "What?" "Oh, I was just asking Terry where the olives were." "How is Terry, anyway?" "Terry! Terry, how are you?" "Fine." "He says he's fine."

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June 5

June 5th is a Wub bday

Person 1: Omg its june the 5th

People who born on june 5th: THE BEST DAY EVER

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December 5

National hug your gf day! Go and give your gf a big hug and make her day!

Bf: guess what day it is???
Gf: DECEMBER 5 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TODAY FOR SO LONG
Bf: ........ *hugs gf*

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January 5

The day the earth was created, the day the planet will be destroyed.

Bible: "and on the 5th day, God created the heavens and the earth"
The 5th of the first month ever, January 5th.

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Dec. 5

National Yeet a Scrunchie at your Teacher When Shes not Looking at you Day

I yeeted a scrunchie at my hunk teacher on Dec. 5

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top 5

Somebody that’s among your funniest or favorite group of people. They’re top 5 on the people you’ll ever meet because they stand out so much

Yo did you see John Milly Rocking on the principles desk bro??
Yes bro John is top 5 yo!

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5 on screen

A 5 one screen is the act of getting 5 kills (preferably with a sniper) on Call Of Duty where all 5 kills show up on the kill feed.

Kid 1: *hits a 5 on screen* HOLY SHIT NO WAY!

Kid 2: Jesus Christ what the fuck no way!

Kid 1: It was on that nimrod using the LSAT too!