nut job

A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality

Man, that bitch Kara is a nut job

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between jobs

A clever and discreet way of saying your unemployed.you've had a job,not currently working,but will be working in the near future.

"so where do you work at Joe?" "Oh,uh... Im actually between jobs right now,how about you?"

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Bro job

v. When two bros decide they need to relieve the stress in their respective "Bro sticks" by initiating the act of oral stimulation. Different from a "Blow job" the bro job is named as such to keep the relationship between the bros heterosexual.

Chad: "Dude, my bro stick is full of brotein"

Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"

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Green job.

Getting a blow job in the back seat of a Prius.

Green job. I got a lot more Green jobs than I ever did in my SUV.

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bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.

Briar Job

When a girl is giving you a blow job on the highway and you flip your car on climax.

My girlfriend and I were on a road trip. She gave be a Briar Job on the highway.

Mask job

When you put your penis between a face mask and someone's mouth and use the mask to cum.

My girl is so scared of the 'rona that she only gives me mask jobs now!