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When you have a threesome and two of the people drop dueces on the third persons chest at the same time.
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Hey Justin, how was last night with Ashley & Lisa? Well Shawn, everything was going great until I fell asleep and when I woke up, the girls left me a double loaf on my chest.
cleveland steamer
golden showers
water sports
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1) Dale (c) =): u bread loaf
2) haha remo, u bread loaf
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Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
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Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.
Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....
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Australian rhyming slang term. It is a polite replacement for "Fucking Oath"
Do you want a cold beer mate?", "Yeah, chicken loaf i do!" and also "Man its a bloody hot day!" "Chicken loaf, its stinkin' hot!