The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

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it's a beautiful day outside

The words Sans (undertale) says before making you get rekt

Sans: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you...
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l...

inside-outside joke

attempting to explain an inside joke to others, resulting in a loss of humour.

guy #1: "Bitch put some pants on!"

guy #2: "What?"
guy #1: "It's an inside joke. Let me tell you the story."
guy #1: (attempts to explain inside joke)
guy #2: "Keep inside jokes on the inside, please."
guy #1: "Dammit. Inside-outside joke. Sorry about that."

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Think Outside the Fox

The ability for a conservative right wing loony to actually listen to something besides Fox news and comprehend what they say.

Joe may be a dumb as a rock republican bigot but he does listen to other radio/tv news stations and can think outside the Fox.

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Thinking outside of the circle

Thinking outside of the circle. Refers to someone who thinks more differently, and thinks in the mind of a genius.

Albert Einstein was a mental thinker who would often think outside of the circle.

Thinking Outside of the Circle: someone who thinks in the mind of genius and is usually smarter than other people.

robi go outside

What you need to tell robi when that tryhard has been playing Mordhau for too long and needs to go outside

Salty shitter: robi go outside

robi: git gud (or) stay small son

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colour outside the lines

not being 'perfect' at everything; cutting corners; innocent white lies;

I bend the rules from time to time; "yeah, I colour outside the lines now and then"; I'm not perfect you know!

Just like when you're colouring; it's not the end of the world, if you go outside the lines. You're only human.

colouringperfecthumaninnocentbend

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