An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket
The legendary child rizzler who gets zero bitches and has white hair
The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.
Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.
Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.
Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
Usually used in a roast, used to describe someone as a discord mod and an orphan.
You are such an orphan mod.
A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor