st edwards oxford

St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!

Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction

person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »

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The Oxford

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

Oxford Oscar

When an Academy Award is won by some British artistic movie no one's heard of.

"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."

"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."

Oxford NY

Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.

person 1: are you on drugs?

person 2: no just a theater kid in Oxford Ny