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Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos
He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!
Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.
Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.
The female version of the Dutch Rudder.
Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.
A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them
When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner
When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast
I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner