The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.
“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”
“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”
When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.
Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday
When one glances at another’s phone without permission.
Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!
When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.
Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!
Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos
He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!
Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo