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The short version of Eat my shorts. Used to emphasize winning or complete negation of a point
“Haha boyo 3-1 EAT PANT”
“Oh eat pant penguins can’t fly”
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Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.
Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."
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April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.
Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?
Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
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human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin
"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."
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One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.
Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.
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Soft pants is an alternative term for sweat pants. It is especially apt for when the business of the day is concluded and you take off your hard pants to switch to soft pants. Soft and billowy, they are built for chilling and lounging. Often they are a hoodie-type fabric with an elasticized or drawstring waist-band.
"I'm just putting on my soft pants. What are you doing?"
Tawney | Rectify S01E04
Pants Banana refers to when a man has an erection that can be seen that can be seen through his jeans and resembles a banana in his pants.
"Watch out bro, somebody might see your Pants Banana>"