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Shade (Kaiju Paradise) Is A Gootraxian From Kaiju Paradise, If The Name Is Not Very Obvious. Shade Wears Some Shades
(If Anything, The Shades Don't Make You Look Cool, They Just Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise), And Wearing The Glowing Shades Just Make No Difference Beside You Glow)
P1: Hey These Shade Look Cool
P2: Don't Wear Them Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise)
P1: Ok
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Mechanical Engineering paradise a.k.a. Faculty of Mechanical Engineering of the Slovak University of Technology in Bratislava ranked first in the Worldwide List of the Coolest Universities and has been maintaining its position since 1940. This impeccable academic masterpiece can boast funny and atractive dudes, who like to party all the time. 98% of these gifted students get amazing jobs after graduation and make shitloads of money. The faculty offers courses in English as well, so whether you are a foreigner or a native who likes to use English, do not hesitate and join this earthly paradise.
A: "Look at that hot chick. Where do you think she studies?"
B: "She looks like one of those Mechanical Engineering paradise girls, man."
A: "Wow, I should have had better grades in high school, man...That place must be awesome."
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the one time where your being chased by 10 humans and your a nightcrawler trying to speedrun minecraft
nightcrawler: wow, i died
humans: kaiju paradise moment
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Often mistaken interpretation of the abbreviation RIP (which stands for rest in peace), which is used to express sympathy upon the death of a friend or loved one.
She said "rest in paradise" when Kobe Bryant passed away, when what she really meant was "rest in peace".
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The post blumpkin cleaning. This is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the anus of the male. It is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.
When BBM was done performing Tank's blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an Anal Fhloston Paradise.
You have great hair how about a blumpkin? Maybe after you can follow with the old Anal Fhloston Paradise.
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An island-themed restaurant based on the Jimmy Buffett song "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Tiki bar=best part.
Cheeseburger in Paradise Restaurant
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Buck (Kaiju Paradise) Is A Poor Reskin Of Catte From Kaiju Paradise, It Only Spawns During Blackout. If Anything, Please Refrain From Wearing Buckets Ever In Kaiju Paradise (You look dumb and also look like you play too much rec room to know you love buckets)
Guy 1: I want to wear the bucket, it looks cool and it is blackout and that has nothing to do with this
Guy 2: Don't Wear It, It Makes You Buck (Kaiju Paradise), A Poor Reskin Of Catte
Guy 1: Ok, I don't wear bucket
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