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A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Welcome to Jurassic Park..
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The hot asian chick that plays Boomer on SciFi's new "Battlestar Galactica"
Grace Park is a hotty, I'd like to Boom-her
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The mysterious jungle you might find yourself in when you're really drunk.
Juggrassic Park is a state of mind that one can only achieve after heavy drinking. Finding Juggrassic Park is not easy. It involves a reasonable amount of insanity, a lot of drinking, and not blacking out or passing out.
You can tell if someone else is in Juggrassic Park if they start saying or doing crazy things for a long period of time. Usually this is done while wearing a boonie hat or helmet
Professor Charles Xavier from X-men is the ruler of Juggrassic Park. If you or anyone you know has fought anyone while in Juggrassic Park, they were probably Charles' Juggeraptors.
Shit is always falling in Juggrassic Park. Be nice to Charles.
Please note that "Charles" is always pronounced "Chaales."
"Listen, We ALL get lost on the way to Juggrassic Park. Sebastian from the Little Mermaid said to take a left at the coral.....
Charles you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, got some graphics on my asshairs, plus i got a new tattoo on my chest saying 'Long-dick Willy'
Fuck knockin'! Let me in!"
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He is the most stunning human alive. He is a member of BTS the best and most famous Group in the world. When he smiles he illuminates the world. His eyes are so beautiful, they hold constellations , once you look you will be lost in them forever. His lips are made of the soft clouds and flowers bloom when he blows kisses. Art come alive, ethereal and Poetry all in one. He is heart is made of gold. He is master of duality. Sexiness personafied. His dance is lethal, his body a sculpture, and his voice is the sweetest sound on earth. He also owns a Daisy.
Park Jimin is unworldly.
Widely known as the most handsome man to walk on this earth.
I walked past the most beautiful person on earth… oh! It was Park Sunghoon from Enhypen obviously 🗣
A day in which friends and family gather at a park to picnic, play lawn games, enjoy the sunshine, drink and be merry.
Friend 1: “How will we celebrate Brian’s birthday?”
Friend 2 “Let’s do a park day in Golden Gate Park!”
During the experimental detonation of a gamma bomb, scientist Mr.Park, Harold's father, rushed to save a teenager who has driven onto the testing field. Pushing the teen into a trench, Mr.Park himself was caught in the blast, absorbing massive amounts of radiation. He awakened later in an infirmary, seeming relatively unscathed, but when he got his wife pregnant his son transformed into a lumbering grey form that breaks through the wall and has "excessive anger".
Furthermore Harold Park began weight-training at two. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 4 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Park has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has broken several walls, and faces.
1) Oh damn! There goes Harold Park smashing through walls again!
2) Harold Park quickly became angry at inanimate objects for being lazy.
3) Look, it's typical Harold Park punching people in the face.
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