arsey parts

When farts smell/sound so bad you know theres gotta be something left behind.

Andrew: *farts in bed*

Mandy: You might want to check the sheets for arsey parts.

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part-tarded

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.

1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.

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Parts Nazi

Our boss at work who won't allow anything cool to happen to his employee's, i.e raises, time off, music at work, or anything deemed cool.

"That fucking Parts Nazi is doing it again!!!!"

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part deux

A superfacial, unnecessary, or overly bad sequel to a classic film. Usually the second film in the series though not always. Adding the phrase to a movies title is similar to adding the "electric boogaloo." Derived from the intentionally superfacial sequel, "Hot Shots! Part Deux." Examples include: "The Exorcist II," "Caddyshack 2," "Batman and Robin," "The Godfather Part III," etc.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see "Step Up 2 The Streets?" last night?"

Person 2: "What? You mean "Step Up, Part Deux?"

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for the most part

to be mostly true or complete.

i enjoyed the concert for the most part

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Part Troll

1) The word used to describe someone who looks like an ork.

The word comes from comedian Bill Baiely - who named his UK tour "Part Troll" because of the way he looks.

1) "He's so hairy - he's Part Troll"

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Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

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