Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

Krabby Patty

Spongebob’s reason to live

Spongebob: I love Krabby Patties! This Krabby Patty looks delish!

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Chicken Patty

A gesture usually performed on a female or male with "man boobs". Scooping a person's boob by using a cupped hand and moving it in a quick upward motion.

I gave my girlfriend a chicken patty and she was not happy.

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sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.

Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.

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chicken patties

huge, huge nipples that ruin the breast

chelsea had an amazing rack, but once she took her shirt off, it was ruined by those chicken patties

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Peppermint Patty

Verb- the insertion of mint flavored Skoal into your partner's anal cavity and then the subsequent discharge of the minty treat into your mouth.

Craig - Damnit! I forgot Skoal at the gas station...

Josh- What do you need that for?

Craig - I was going to give your mom a peppermint patty for Valentine's Day.

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Shit Patties

Go to McDonald's...

You know what I'm talking about...

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