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When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño
She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro
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Sexiest and most interesting MAN in the world. He also is known to be a sex god.
Ryan Reynolds aint got nothin' on Pedro Castillo.
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One of the alltime great pitchers. Could even throw a bowling ball at 90.....wait it was zimmers head.
Wish the orioles had Pedro.....but he'd never pitch for an amateur team.
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The defacto ace for the BoSox. He is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. Not only does Pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. He is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. He is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.
Pedro Martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown
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When a women casually reaches into her undergarments, gathers her moistness every so gently on her fingers, then descretely finds an unsuspecting co-worker and lathers her frothiness on her co-workers upper lip.
"After 12 long hours of hot, sweaty work, she tried wiping her Stinky Pedro on my lip, instead she got me in the mouth, tasted like old salmon!"
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someone who'll only sleep with mexican's called pedro
missy is a pedro-sexual
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A sex position. The female participant has to grow out their leg hair enough to have a “spiky” feel. She then sits atop her male partner and holds her arms in curved position to the sky and floor, mimicking the look of a San Pedro cactus. The male participant also rubs the females legs, and comments on its spiky-ness. This is done in Spanish for more advanced users. Works all year round, but ideal for winter.
Brooke “I haven’t shaved my legs for a week, better shave them tonight”
Tim “shave them tomorrow, let’s San Pedro tonight”
Brooke “vamos de fiesta, chico grande!”
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