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when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region
That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax
When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.
Man, Dr. Vega totally used his Peruvian Persuasion on that patient that wasn't waking up.
When a word is not found on urban dictionary it is known as a Peruvian Teabag.
i tried to .ud a word on discord but it turned out to be a Peruvian teabag.
The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.
"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."
"OH gross not that!"
Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"