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a man who goes into victoria's secret stores just to get catalogs
Woman: "Hey, look at that victorian perv! He has so many catalogs!"
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The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".
She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.
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Umm Julia is a perv
Julia is a perv
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Perve ball
A one liner that occurs out of nowhere during a seemingly innocent conversation between two people that can either freak out the one that got hit by the ball in a negative way or leave them totally confused and amazed and wanting more. This can occur in person, but seems to occur most often in personal messages on facebook by lame asses that could never have the BALLS to express themselves in real life either way.
Curve ball scary:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
Curve ball scary:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
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One who stalks girl's instagram and snapchat accounts while listening to Lil Uzi Vert.
I was at Pablo's house listening to Lil Uzi Vert, and he started stalking some girl's snapchat story. What a Lil Uzi Perv!
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A citizen who listens intently to a police scanner all day and night so that he will know of all of the fires, murders, robberies, assaults, etc. that occur in his town. The PSP then gleefully informs his friends the next day of the gory details.
The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.
Dispatcher on Scanner: We have a 10-59 on 25th and Maple; a house is burning, a trauma team and a fire control team are en route.
Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!
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My nickname for my dick, because it likes kinky shit. I also call it "Marvin" or "John Cena."
My pocket perv is getting hard, look out ladies!
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