PHD

It stands for pretty huge dick
And it also means I fucked your mama

I have a PHD or
I PHDed your mom last night

PHD

You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd

Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!

Girl: How’d you earn that?

Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!

PHD

Phat huge dick

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.

PhD

Pretty huge dick

I've got a PhD... A pretty huge dick

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."