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You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd
Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!
Girl: How’d you earn that?
Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!
When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.
Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"
Ted:"What are you talking about?"
Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."
Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."
Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.
two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...
Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .