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This man has one of the largest penis’ on earth. It is said to be so big that when it penetrates The vagina girls scream so high that only dogs can here it. He also was involved in the assassination of Kermit the frog. This man has over 10003526006352$.0372637()2&38637 wins in fortnite battle Royale. He has a enemy called BiTcH AsS, aka little hollow. If you meet this man just pray for mercy and hope he doesn’t slap your face with his massive dong.
Girl:*screaming*
Dog: What the hell was that!?
Man: I don’t hear anything.
Man: da fuk....Since when could yo ass talk?!
Dog:*starts sweating and starts to get a boner*
*dog brutally rapes the man while screaming “this is for you Seth Philip Arnold”*
A ridiculous idiot from Futurama and happened to be his own grandfather.
Wow your as smart as Philip J Fry?
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An extremely agile, fast working person - much like a humming bird on ecstasy. Usually gravitates towards animals more so than humans. Kevin Philip Lee's also have hair resembling that of Dragon Ball Z characters with guido tans and can be found playing frisbee.
Guy 1: That guy looks so unnaturally tanned, especially riding that white stallion.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a Kevin Philip Lee.
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Philips Sport Vereniging, widely known either as PSV or PSV Eindhoven, is a Dutch sports club from Eindhoven, Netherlands. It is best known for its professional football department.
PSV is the best sport club in the Netherlands, and has became 145 times champion of the national highest soccerdivision.
Philips Sport Vereniging a.k.a. PSV Eindhoven is the best soccerclub in the World.
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Someone who has corrected people mis-spelling their name so many times that he accepted that he's name os spelled with a double "L"
Friend texting Philip: Hey Phillip, do you want to split a G ?
Philip replying:(with deep anguish and despair) It's spelled philip with one l , but yeah sure whatever...
The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist
John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.
A day celebrating prince Philip it takes place on March 24th and is the most important day of the year
"Guys it's prince Philip day YAYYYYYYYY"
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