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A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.
A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!
Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.
Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR
Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”
a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian
omg isabelle you asian ping pong
Another term for table tennis
would you like to play some ping pong?
What white girls call table tennis
Do you wanna play ping pong?
No bitch that’s not what it’s called
A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.
Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong