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shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009


Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.

Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.

by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011


Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 2, 2024


Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

by drummerjg March 4, 2012


Beta-Pisser

A man who is too weak to piss on VC with the boys. They would only do this for the reason of being ashamed of the crackle pop.

"Edward is such a fucking beta-pisser"

by LikeTheEdgiestKidAround January 17, 2021


sink pisser

a regular user who frequents v4c (virgins 4 christ)

please, PLEASE, stop being a sink pisser, i'm asking you nicely /despair

by king_D__ April 29, 2023


Sink pisser

A weirdo who pisses in the sink instead of the toilet

James is so quiet.. he is definitely a sink pisser.

by TiktokkIsGayy August 20, 2023