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A sexual act composed of four main actions.
Prerequisites:
a) One constipated person (male or female) and a consenting sexual partner.
b) A penis or other phallicaly shaped object. (ie. dildo, ketchup bottle, or rubber fist)
1. In the doggy style position, the constipated individual will receive their partners phallus or object within their constipated lower bowels and begin anal intercourse.
2. Upon reaching climax and sufficient stool loosening, the object shall be removed from the constipated anus. Simultaneously upon removal, the partner shall attempt to catch any of the expelled doo-doo.
3. After collecting as much of the acrid heaping mess which speweth from the constipated colon, the partner shall raise said mess high above their partner. While this is occuring, the no longer constipated party shall shift their body from the doggy style position to an "indian" style seated position directly underneath their partner's hands.
4. Lastly, the hulking mound of turd will be released high over head of the person sitting "indian" style. The excrement crashing towards the seated person should gain enough momentum and speed so that an audible *Plop* can be heard as it makes contact with the top of the head.
"Nothing quite remoisturizes the scalp like a Pittsburgh Plopper"
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A Pittsburgh Poochie is a college-aged female who attends either University of Pittsburgh or Carnegie Mellon University. This female has one goal in life, to find and marry an ivy-league man, specifically a finals club member and current student at Harvard College. Pittsburgh Poochie's are very similar to Harvard Hoochies despite the fact that Pittsburgh Poochies are located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, instead of Cambridge or Boston, Massachusetts.
Guy 1: Apparently it's not only harvard hoochies who want to date harvard boys, some crazies up in Pennsylvania are calling themselves Pittsburgh Poochies and want to do the same thing.
Guy 2: But they are so far away...
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Pittsburgh Picnic This is an outing or occasion that involves meeting on a beach under the moonlight with the sole intent of the man to receive oral sex and conversely the sole intent of the female to perform oral sex. The co-originators of the Pittsburgh Picnic are two Pittsburgh area natives. One evening after a specific romantic encounter of this nature in Venice, Florida the two friends decided that a special name was need for these late-light rendezvous...hence the Pittsburgh Picnic was birthed....an homage to their Western PA roots and favorite summer pastimes.
I had a Pittsburgh Picnic at The Jetty last night. How about we have a Pittsburgh picnic when you scome back to visit for Christmas break.
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One of the few teams that commissioner Roger Goodell "kisses ass" for. They always get their own way, and find a way to "scrumble" into post season by cheating and paying their way to get there. Most of Steelers fanbase consists of African Americans who think they know sports, and other variety of thugs.
The Steelers also are a team full of criminals. Thats why they play in a dump town anyways... Might as well throw Casey Anthony in the mix.
Guy 1: Hey who is your favorite team in football?
Guy 2: I like the Pittsburgh Steelers
Guy 1: Wow you really are a piece of shit.
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An average looking girl who, when in Pittsburgh, is one of the best looking girls in the room.
Even with that wack face, she's Pittsburgh Hot.
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a girl who is a mega hottie that likes pittsburgh
i am a pittsburgh hottie.
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A shitty football team owned by the Rooney Family, synonamous for having ties with the Illuminati. The NFL of course doesn't wanna get in trouble with the Illuminati, and the NFL sees its earning potential significantly increased if the Steelers are doing good. So the NFL instructs referees to make bullshit ridculous calls against teams to give the Steelers an advantage. In addition, they have a fake fanbase constructed of retarded people who are all Steelers fans and Phillies fans. They like to make fun of the Ravens because they are too thug for their pussy ass fans. They also pull out the bullshit "we have 6 rings" thing which they never even seen four of them. They claim that Ravens fans always make excuses, but if the Steelers lose they will imeediately pull out the "Troy wasn't playing" exuse, or "Ben wasn't playing". No you fucking lost because you got beat by a better team. Maybe if Troy wasnt a pussy and Ben wasnt raping women they would be playing.
Person 1: I love the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Phillies
Person 2: I love Pittsburgh and the Yankees
Person 3: You both are fucking retarded you just like the teams that are catored to by the referees, why dont you like the Pirates? Why, because they suck and you're all just a bunch of bandwagon shitheads.
Person 1 and Person 2 at the same time: HEY 6 RINGS MAN! how many rings does your team have? How many hall of famers do you have?
Person 3: One Ring because we were an expansion franchise that's only 15 years old, and we dont have any hall of famers because we still have players from the original team still on the team.
Person 1 and 2: 6 RINGS MAN!!!!
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