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one who likes to have sex with a pregnant woman
My wife is pregnant but no problem, I'm a punkin' poker.
Fuck buddy, pound partner or snuggle bug.
Yo I met this girl on tinder and she said she wants a poker buddy.
A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.
Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.
Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people
On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush
A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.
A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.
Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.
Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!
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When a man prematurely ejaculates in a woman and shows no emotion and continues to fuck her without informing her, later to find out she is pregnant.
When Chris came in Alyssa his facial expression did not change, letting Alyssa think that Chris was a monster at sex, but latter found out ego-is-prego. Chris has an excellent Poker Face.
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alternate name for the male sex organ.
After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.
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