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1. To Masturbate; jack off
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
When a person cleans other peoples dicks
Person 1: I really need a canon polisher
canon polisher: Say no more!
The act of defecating on a partners back and covering with a blanket, then stomping repeatedly.
Jarid gave me the best Polish Piñata after sex last night!!
When you get furloughed from work.
Hollywood: Why are you so sad, Slip?
Slippy T: I got the Polish Fedora today, I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent.
Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?
George: A Polish Blowjob.
Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch
The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.
Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!
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