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Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004

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POOTIE SALAD

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.

guess what? you're a pootie salad!

by Dani Jeebs December 3, 2010

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pooty patty

when you poop and it splashes water on your butt! SHAT!!!!!

HOLY SHIT BOB!!!! i just pooty patty on all over my ass!!!! or cock!!

by Charlie kendall February 29, 2008

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Pooty Woot

Or Pooty Wooty is a Southern Term for Skeezer.
Also a Southern-Caucasian term for Chicken Head
Opposite of a Southern Belle
A trashy whore or ho that everyone in town has had sex with and will take all of your money if she gets the chance to.

Also can be used as a term for Vagina or cry baby by adding a Y at the end.

Guy 1 - holy crap man look at that hot girl!

Guy 2 - Oh hell no dude she's a pooty woot,everyone around here has had a chance with her.

Or

Guy - Man I need some pooty wooty tonight, guess i'll head to the ghetto.

Or

Mom to crying kid - Oh shutup and stop being a pooty wooty.

by SouthernBoyy June 2, 2006

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pooty toot

noun: to fart
verb: a fart

Who pooty tooted?
Hey! I can smell your pooty toot from accross the room!

by ellen March 1, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pooty-Doo

When some mysterious odor comes about, it smells like Pooty-doo. Often like shit, or fish tacos, or sweaty asscrack that hasn't had a shower since that bitch came out of the vagina.

That bitch smells like pooty-doo,

by shit sandwhich, July 20, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009

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