alaskan popsicle

take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo

I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.

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ass popsicle

Used to describe a man who uses popsicles to masturbate up the anus. In other variations it is used to describe a homosexual or describe a man who messes up very much.

"Damnit, popsicle fucker! Pick that shit up!"

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poop popsicle

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then she proceeds to suck your dick, therefore being the reciepient of a "Poop Popsicle". More commonly known as the "Dirty Fuck Stick", the man usually makes the woman suck all of the poop off his "Popsicle Stick"

I fucked her in the ass, then gave her a poop popsicle

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popsicle princess

A bitch that never lost her virginity and loves to suck dat rocket. All flavors.

Nah man dont fuck with her, she just a Popsicle Princess

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sex popsicle

A really hot sexy guy. So hot you might wanna lick him. Like popsicle.

Damn, Ethan is so hot! He's a total sex popsicle!

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popsicle sex

Shoving a Popsicle in a girls vagina

I had popsicle sex last night

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Canadian popsicle

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)

Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud

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