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Pork Nudge

When you get ya meat fondled

Damn man. All I wanted was a lil pork nudge.

by Quantum rizzics January 21, 2023


pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 19, 2023


Pork doughnut

The ring or stain left on your cock after drilling someone in the ass.
Or
I was with this nasty skank (your mom) and she gave me a pork doughnut.

Your mom invited me over for a pork doughnut and chocolate milk.

by Holyfuckingshitballsoffire March 18, 2017


pork trumpet

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007


Pork Tactics

The guidance given by Ryotaro's Japan to viewers about how to eat tonkatsu pork in Abroad In Japan's "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" Youtube video (7:05 into video) released on 28th Feb 2021 UTC

Ryotaro: One last thing; like some techniques of eating pork right - Pork Tactics as I would say

by Scientist1968 February 28, 2021


Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light

Adrian: "can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole."

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023


Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012