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my fave thing in the whole wide world
hmm - ill go on porn today coz i love it
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That’s some bullshit u know damn well what porn is, mothafucker u was probably watching it and u were like “huh, I wonder what it says in the urban dictionary” still with dick in hand, u look it up, headass
Innocent kid : guys what’s pornography ?
Literally everyone : shut the fuck up, ur like the rest of us
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N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.
"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."
"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"
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The reason so many men today have one arm that is significantly larger than the other.
Porn is a huge time suck and work out, for one arm.
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Porn is exaggerated sex education or "hyperbole sex education" for virgins and people who don't get laid.
Dear Timothy, people dont moan or act like that during sex...It's only like that in porn.
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A depiction of sexual activity or sexually explicit pictures. Only watched by losers. It sets a high expectation for the geek behind the screen despite not being able to attract a half-decent girl. Addicts also claim that porn addiction isn't real or pretend it's normal which are both wrong.
Porn is bad.
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