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fake orgasms by anyone in a porno flick
cant that bitch stop porno hissing, fuck!
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A medical variantion of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.
Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe
Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.
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When a chick in a porno runs around all day bare foot, then when she is getting railed her feet start to creep up and they are covered with dirt.
I was hitting on this girl when I accidentally saw her feet and she had really bad porno foot.
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When you are looking at porn and someone is comeing toward you and try to close the internet but, it's not fast enough so you reboot the computer.
Example: I heard my mom coming to my room and the computer was frosen so I had to Porno-Reboot
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A male prostitute working the streets of Skopje(Former Yugoslav republic of Macedonia),looking for Turkish Gays
Borec is the greatest Porno Skop of Skopje,he serves ten Turk Gays a night.
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a woman's theoretical adult film name created by pairing her middle name with the name of the street she was born on
Yvette Benner
Louanne Cypress
Rebecca McDade
Kay Charlotte
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is a cross between death metal<cannibal corpse> and grind core<dying fetus> that talks about mutilating sexual activity mainly.
ex-"man torsofuck kicked ass the other night!!<whos that?>there porno-grind man!"
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