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used when wanting to describe something exceptionally awesome
Your new kicks are totally possum snot!
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Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.
Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!
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Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!
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Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.
Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.
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an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
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When you insert a possum trap into a silicone rubber ass. Then put the ass in a public toilet. When a unsuspecting target goes to insert his penis in sillicon ass, .The possum trap will engage on there penis and there for they will be possum trapped
Dave: hey Mick how was your weekend?
Mick: Not so good Dave, got bloody possum trapped again.
A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.
Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.