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The level of thottiness that a hoe reaches when she commits an unholy act in an unconventional place just because the person has any type of clout.
Guy #1: Hey you heard Emily sucked off Brad in a porta potty?
Guy #2: Yeah she’s a big porta potty thot!
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Someone with exceptionally vulgar language. Swears are said at inappropriate times, out of context, and in front of children, authority figures, and clergymen.
Dan: Maria is throwing around f-bombs in front of her boss! What a port-a-potty mouth!
Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!
Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.
Abusive parents use potty language to hurt their kids.
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the tendency of women to visit the bathroom in large groups
John: yo where the girls at?
Marco: oh you know, shawty go potty
John: oh i dig, that's how they be
One of the best features of any construction site. They are mainly used as a portable restroom for workers, but after dark they have alot more uses. One can run up to them and tip them over in an activity called port-o-tipping. Fireworks can be lit inside of them, in hopes that it won't catch fire, and they can also be ridden down large grassy hills. They usually smell like shit and are crawling with disease.
Hellraiser 1: Dude, there's a port-o-potty. You know the drill!
Hellraiser 2: I know, tip it, toss in a few Black Cats, and get the fuck outta there!
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Is the process in which one goes through to receive attention and/or sympathy depending on the degree of drama one uses to achieve desired effect. Used as a form of manipulation. This process usually takes place at a party or gathering of some sort. It is performed by a drama queen or girl who feels threatened by: 1. Another female. 2. Boyfriends’ ex-girlfriend, also at the gathering. The first step in the process is pretending to feel sick. Second announces, “I am going to the bathroom.” She waits in the bathroom to see how long it takes for someone to miss her-preferably her boyfriend. While sitting on the pity potty the pity potty sitter will: 1. Feel sorry for herself. 2. Begin to question her relationships with the boyfriend and friends, also at the party. 3. Be fueled by jealously. 4. Possibly become paranoid. If missed, the pity potty sitter will be found crying in the bathroom for some insignificant reason that will be different depending on who finds her. The longer it takes for someone to find her the more dramatic the effects will be. Drugs and/or alcohol will also intensify these effects. If no one attempts to locate the pity potty sitter they will do one of two things depending on which story of the house the bathroom is located on. 1. Reenter the party with swolen red eyes and nose and demand to leave resulting in a very dramatic exit and much concern. 2. Perform the locked in the bathroom maneuver by crawling out the window and reentering the party telling everyone she was locked in the bathroom and make her friends and boyfriend feel guilty for not missing her or coming to her rescue or take on the rock star persona and win her boyfriends affection. TROUBLE awaits the bastard boyfriend who did not miss the pity potty sitter and will result in a huge confrontation and could later be means for a pity party.
"I was sitting on the pity potty for 45 mins. before anyone came to check on me."
"She fell and couldn't get up. We thought she was sitting on the pity potty and didn't check on her for hours.
Party goer #1: Where is your girlfriend?
Ex-girlfriend: She's been sitting on the pity potty for like 30 minutes now.
Party goer #1: Dude you think you should check on her?
Bastard Boyfriend: Naw, she's alright.
"My boyfriend is not paying enough attention to me and has been looking at that skank all night.Time to go sit on the pity potty."
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The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".
Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.
Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
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