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Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.
1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).
2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.
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1. A name for metaphorical storage place.
2. Nicholas Crouch's ballsack.
ex: Q: "whered you put your pencil?"
R: "in my Crouch Pouch."
ex: "I touched The Crouch Pouch"
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When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.
holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?
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The tender very sensitive streach of skin between your ass hole and ball and/or balls. Also known as a gooch.
I heard that jerry shaved his puddin' pouch and cut himself. He died three months later, pukin puddin everywhere.
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When a woman is so fat, that she has a roll where her crouch is. Looks literally like a pouch down in the crouch region.
The lady was so fat, she couldn't wear jeans because of her puss pouch.
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Looked like she was smugglin chubacca in her nugget pouch.
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A form of snuff for all the fucking pussies out there. It's like taking a tiny ass dip and putting it in a bag. They are great to chew in school if you don't wanna get caught, but it's better to be a real man and pack yourself a big ole' dip of cope or skoal than to be the ultimate pussy.
Person 1: "Hey Rian, do you got a Tobacco Pouch?"
Person 2: "No! I'm not a fucking pussy!"
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