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On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
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A skill that could be learned and/or improved with practice
Football is a practicable sport,the more you will practice it the better you will get at it
When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks
Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.
A person who serves the purpose of enhancing another person’s charisma
I’ve been chatting with my rizz practice module and she’s so into me.