flash pregnant

To accidentally get up the duff after a bareback assfuck, as a result of jizz leaking out from the ass and getting into the pussy.

We had no jonnys, so I kicked her back doors in. Now she's fucking flash pregnant.

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Getting Pregnant

getting completely trashed

Example 1
Friend A: how drunk were you last night?
Friend B: dude, i got so fucking pregnant

Example 2
we're getting pregnant tonight, you in?

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pregnant cut

A word used in soocer slang
used in various countries among the teens playing street soccer.Your teammate passes the ball to you at a certain elevation & you catch the ball with nothing but your Jersey that you are wearing.
Using your hands is forbidden
The ball between your tummy & Jersey makes you look pregnant.
Hence this name for the trick.

PS: Extremely difficult to master the trick

hey dude, defend your goal with the pregnant cut

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pregnant richard

Uncle Richard Is pregnant and he’s having a baby next month and he’s naming him Mk. the baby is going to be very smexy! The baby is going to be very very stupid since his dad is very very retarded! Richard Is very sensitive it anytime you ask him if he’s pregnant he says Hell no even though everybody knows he is!! Richard It’s going to be a great mother//father considering that he acts like a father to me and Olivia when were mad at each other

pregnant richard : IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!

me: YES YOU ARE!!!

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pregnant richard

richard is a sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will say no even tho he is. the baby will be born next month and his name is “Mk”.

me: “ richard are you pregnant??”
pregnant richard : “nooo!!!”

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pregnant cat

When you have a super hairy baby. Also is very fat

Dude: "My friend gave birth to a pregnant cat!"

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Pregnant women

A disgusting creature, A creature that shall not be allowed to step foot outside. Pregnant women are among the ugliest, most disgusting, nauseating looking things, they look nasty when they walk outside with there obese wombs, it looks vile no one wants to see your outrageously disgusting womb poking out of your shirt, every pregnant women I see I wish for them to get a miscarriage or an abortion.

Joe: pregnant women are so gross!
Mackenzie: I know right!

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