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A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.
Oh shit. Its preston grenade.
A compliment usually given to a person who is tall, nice, and athletic.
You scored the winning basket for the team? You're such a Prezzo Preston!
Preston Playz is a lava monster that plays Minecraft and other games like call of duty.
If you are a Preston Playz ask yourself what am i doing with my life?
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a bird lookin ass bitch boy who cry’s to his daddy to solve all his problems. he sends dick pics to a girl and says it was his cousins. not to mention that he’s a freshman that considers himself a sophomore. his nose is way bigger than his micro penis
preston wyka
A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.
"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick
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Drop dead amazing guy hilarious and good with people. Loves basketball and the Lord and hanging with friends.
Girl 1- Do you know Preston Noel?
Girl 2- Yes isn't he just perfect?
Girl 1- YES!!
Preston H is the name given to men who are emo. like, very fucking emo…
“yo Preston H is so emo!!”
“right”