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a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex
damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex
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When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.
Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.
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Developed in response to Fish Hook Theory. An incoherent idea that suggests that the far left, the centre, and the far right are not as far removed from each other as originally thought and that in reality the radical centre's need for balance ends up legitimizing/facilitating the far right or far left.
See also, Fish Hook Theory and Horseshoe Theory
Pretzel Theory is delicious.
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When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.
"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"
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When 2 homosexual men are rubbing their dicks together so much that they become hot and twisted up like a pretzel.
Bob & Tom were stuck together like a hot pretzel after some vigorous love making.
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Something infinitely cool or awesome.
Also can be referred to as "Crepzel".
Dodo- I won that drawing competition on the weekend.
Flay- Cool Pretzel mate!
Temple_of_pwn_1337- "Hey dude I taught myself how to play the recorder with my nose"
dragon_slayer- "That's pretty crepzal!"
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the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.
"i had some rly salty pretzel sex last night man"
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