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This is the countercessor Shit-Puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.
"I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"
Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.
Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!
The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"
Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.
Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."
Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"
Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking
you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke
Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!
Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.
when anything (especially electronics)suddenly goes to crap and freezes up shuts off or just does not work at all anymore.
Holy crap, first the computer got slow then it just puked on itself and froze up.
A place where a pool of puke once stood, even if scoured and cleaned. You always remember it when there's enough to make an alright pool.
Quick, move those carrots before they get cursed by the puke-spirit!