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Ten times better than the bitch-slap.
Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"
Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."
Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"
Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."
Dude 1: "Damn."
To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
Needle Punch is a reference to Vaginal or anal sexual intercourse. To Needle Punch, a male (giver) vigorously and repetitiously withdraws the full length of their shaft and the penile glans with each stroke and punches and thrusts the cock back into the orifice of their male or female lover (receiver). Needle Punch requires an extremely rigid, turgid and non-floppy cock and an extremely wet and gaping recipient. Needle Punching is very popular for its ability to sustain feelings of repeated plundering and violation during anal sex. Also known to induce squirting when performed vaginally.
Dana loved to be violated anally by her boyfriend. She loved nothing more than to have her rectum pillaged all night and for Carl to Needle Punch her brown button over and over. The feeling of being rectally violated turned her on immensely.
To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.
This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".
The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.
As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.
Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.
When you hit someone so hard in the tt.
"He tt punched me so hard :("
"I'm going to tt punch her"
Karen Was punching air when the manager didn’t help her get her way.
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The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead
I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.
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