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hey,maria i fucked greg last night. He is a puss stuffer.That boy is huge. U might wanna git u some of that
To fuck the pussy. Take the D to the P real good. Show that poon around pound town.
Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
When a friend becomes so pussy-whipped that he no longer hangs out with his friends for reasons that are irrelevant.
Me: "Hey, Dave wanna go to Mexico this weekend?"
Dave: "No, I can't this weekend, I have to watch my girlfriends hamster while she's away."
Me: "Dear god, another puss-casualty."
Puss Plop is used when you accidentally flash your pussy, like when you have a Nip Slip.
You might want to pull your dress down before you have a Puss Plop.
when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.
When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.
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A drinking game involving two competitors who race to chug a red solo cup filled partially with champagne. Upon completion the competitors shout "Champ the Puss" and then throw the cup at their opponents face.
I was covered in champagne following the latest round of Champ the Puss
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