a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python
An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.
Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."
A person who likes python but knows almost nothing about programming.
They love python because it's probably the only decent programming language they know.
"Python is the best!"
"No. It's slow and inefficient."
"Python is the most popular programming language!"
"That's because python noobs like you decided to write so many libraries... I bet you don't know what a binary search is."
A big dick redneck who prefers to fuck his disabled brother.
Joe: what did you do this weekend?
Dominic: well I gave my bro a RDMN python.
the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath
he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.