- Noun
1. A question that may have a secret answer in which the answering party may choose to answer or not without repercussion.
She asked me a secret question.
A question that's asked in a sexual context that's not supposed to receive an answer.
"You would double down on that thing wouldn't you?"
"Yes"
"Dude that was a clitorical question..."
A super easy question given by a teacher. It may require memorizing a short answer but not any critical thinking. Usually given at the beginning of a test to give students easy points. Usually refers to rudimentary concepts taught at the very beginning of a unit/course.
Student 1: How'd you do on the exam?
Student 2: Bad. At least I got those cupcake questions right.
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Man 1: Hey, what was the name of that really good artist you showed me?
Man 2: Great Question.
Man 1: So, are you going to tell me or what?
Man 2: I just did.
1. A question that you ask to piss somone off
2. A question that only an asshole would ask
Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"
Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"
remember the questionable shit you masturbate to at 3 AM that night, yeah
Brother: "You beat your meat to some questionable shits last night"
You: "How did you know that?!"
Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.
Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?