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Derived from the term “Raging Boner”. The “Raging Richard” describes a specific sequence of events leading to a visible boner ‘raging’ underneath a male individual’s shorts. The ‘Richard’ in question will likely achieve legendary status among his peers for successfully completing this sequence.
Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.
5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).
8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.
Yooo that chick was so fine. Her boyfriend was totally staring at Kyle’s Raging Richard!
The Act Of typing something out anger.
Most Commonly found in CAPS, and the lack of being able to complete logical sentences.
On Classic Facebook Dispute:
Person A: Hey, i see you have been liking all my new Girlfriends photos.. Jealous?
Person B: YOU STUPID FUCK FACE HORSE SHIT ASS HOE CANDY CANE DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT COW DUNG FUCKER.
Person A: Its not my fault you suck!
Person C: Whoa, Nice rage typing dude! Haha
When a lyte skin dude can take it anymore; usually when being cracked on by tha homies...
Yo, don't mind him. He got that beige rage....u know how light skin dude be actin....
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The act of being so enraged that you shit out a poo so hard and fast that it comes out all-in-one. Side-effects of this may be pain in the bumhole.
JACK: I'm so fucking angry I shat out a rage poo!
An expression used to indicate the level of someone's anger.
Sheila is really pissed today. Her rage gauge must be redlining.
A TRUE and FRUSTRATED virgin who needs China immediately.
Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage.
Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age.
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When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.
The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
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