raising my glass

many cultures practise bonding over drinking, similar to the peace pipe of plains indians of north america. the point is not to get blotto. delirious. comatose. rather to find a level of energised, spirited (see also spirits!) togetherness in the moment. fully aware that it will never be back the same way!
(also compare with alcoholism which is an illness)

I was minding my business when i realised i was raising my glass to you. do you ever get the feeling that today will be gone tomorrow, how time flies, and how we should appreciate what we have? Coz i do)

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raise your voice

An amazing underrated film that has a deeply emotional story and a good cast. Even if you hate Hilary Duff, you'll like this movie.

"I hate Hilary, but I loved Raise Your Voice. In fact, I'm going to buy it." -My friend Chris

17👍 22👎

Raised Ultra Doggystyle

Just Ultra Doggystyle with a pillow under her hips.

"Ultra Doggystyle was hard for us because of the angle so we switched to Raised Ultra Doggystyle ."

Raising Cane's Fans

Fans of the incredibly popular American Chicken Finger fast food restaurant Raising Cane's. The most annoying restaurant fanbase to roam the Earth. Anytime someone says Raising Cane's is mediocre, or doesn't place the restaurant at S tier in a fast food tier list, they go out of their way to insult the "Raising Cane's Hater". Anytime proper criticism is brought up against Raising Cane's they completely deny it and declare every other fried chicken fast food restaurant ass.

Valid Critic: "Raising Cane's isn't my favorite, I actually prefer Popeyes."

Raising Cane's Fans : "What the fuck is wrong with you dude, are you retarded? Raising Cane's is the greatest chicken restaurant on the planet. Popeyes is so dry and nasty. Like dude, have you even tried the Texas Toast, it's so delicious, there is something really wrong with you."

the raised scepter of love

erect male genitalia.

There is no such things, as polishing the raised scepter of love too much.

Raise your noise

When you see a woman always rasie her voice whiling talking. You should be aware she might be a man.

Raise your noise

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Hell-Raising Panda

To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.

"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."

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