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one of multiple celebrities I would like to fuck but never will because they're dead
Damn I wish I was born in a different time so I maybe could fuck Dee Dee Ramone
When you eat a lot of chicken wings and get your hands all dirty, then finger a girl and make her eat it.
I gave my girfriend a breaded ramone after I left Hooters.
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San Ramon- Located about 35 miles East of San Farancisco in the San Ramon Valley. San Ramon is mostly white compared to other posts on here, but is growning increasingly with minorities. The average income in SR is about $105,000 a year. The average house in SR costs about 750,000.
You can expect too see Benz's Bimmer's, Denali's on dubs with hot ass moms driving them. On the weeknds you will expect to see the exotic cars out for a sunday drive, and my favorite, the show quality muscle cars.
California High School is the local high school for San Ramon and is regarded by neighboring high schools (San Ramon Valley High, Monte Vista High)as the Getto. Cuz the million dollar houses in San Ramon are more getto than the million dollar homes in Danville...riiight
Kids in San Ramon struggle to find things to do, there is the skate park which was so middle school, then there is IN and Out Burger which San Ramon kids wish they could claim, but the real spot is late night Nation's.
People in San Ramon typically vote Republican, rightfully so. Who wants to pay for someone else to slacks off while they work hard for what they have.
The best place for a high school reunion is El Balazo. Its cool a couple times then you start remembering why you didnt like them in High school.
San Ramon is a great place to raise a family with little to no crime.
Ps. the cops are always on the hunt
San Ramon, CA"
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Beauty and handsome girl. Obsessed with Justin Bieber
Shiela Mae Ramon is Maganda
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probably the worst school in the district, has nothing compared to the amazing school of Monte vista. has all ugly has girls who eat way too much dress horribly and wear so much makeup that they look like cross dresses. the guys are any better, they are either ghetto and think they are hardcore so they beat their girlfriends, or they are on football and take way to make steriods to try and beat monte vista, but wait they still dont. and the only reason why people transfer to sr from mv is because they are fat pussys and couldnt hack it at mv. or because they were so ugly they went to sr to make themselves feel pretty. sorry but u will always be fat and ugly
sr girl: i cry everynight cause im so fat and ugly and i join the cheer squad to make me feel cuter, but im still FAT!
sr boy: awww g im so ganstga im a gonna sock my bicth in the face while wearing my siickkk raiders jersey.
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Feeling suddenly sad and depressed because after you realize that your mindset of all the Ramones being alive fades away. (3 of them are dead; Joey, Dee Dee, and Johnny)
Friend: Why are you so sad today?
You: Ah, I'm suffering from Post Ramones Syndrome (PRS)
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There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.
Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!
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