The Bacon Reach Around

When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.

I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.

Buttery Reach Around

A shot of Butternut Schnapps and a reach around from the Bartender. Order these in Utah you won't be disappointed.

"Hey sexy bartender lady can I get a PBR and a Buttery Reach Around?""

Sexy Bartender Lady: "$3.75 and make it quick"

dutch reach around

A reach around performed while riding a bike.

We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.

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Political Reach around

(N)When the winning member of a political battle will make some attempt to help his opponent, it is called a political reach around.

When the democrats took congress, they did a political reach around not to immediately withdraw troops from Iraq.

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Koala reach around

When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.

Bro she is a real keeper she gave me a Koala reach around on the first date

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Texas reach around

The act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following ejaculation, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males semen as a makeshift condiment.

"Bro this tastes like a Texas reach around"

"yea I just made it with Nunis"

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Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*